Andrew Fritz

“The waterbed had not broke, but my water had broke.”

“He’s not a class clown, but that was just his go-to song, was the Burger King jingle.”

“Just sitting down under a tree, having the time to talk, was so good.”

“But seriously, some of the things that I write come true.”

“So my husband decided that the way to get the stain out was to use bleach.”

“If ever I were to have a cabbage roll, I definitely feel like it’s a family dish.”