Patrick Balcerowski

“I’m terrified that I’ll one day have a job that I just hate more than anything.”

“Today, I’m talking about a party we had at our house.”

“This cat is half raccoon.”

“So their pickup trucks can suck it.”

“But my persona isn’t like ‘techie nerd’ persona, it’s more of a ‘I’m a theater kid’ persona.”

“And I shoved paper in my ear.”