“It was that dingity dang school microwave. It grew so much bacteria, it was so gross.”

Would you rather be a microwave or a toaster? Toaster. Microwaves are nasty. Actually, one time my friend was doing her science experiment for like the school science fair, and it was to test where the dirtiest place in the school was, and you would think that it’s somewhere in the bathroom, but it was not. It was that dingity dang school microwave. It grew so much bacteria, it was so gross. And then her dog ate the petri dishes that it was growing in and had to go to the vet. That was like really, really bad.