https://mi-diaries.org/2026/02/

“Hey, let’s make the whole office incompetent at doing our jobs.”

“It took me a lot of attempts… but I got it done.”

“We say, ‘Cat Tang. Squirrel Tang. Bird Tang.'”

“For whatever reason, they really loved him.”

“There’s gotta be 20 or 30 oysters in there.”

“I’ve talked about this before, but I’m not sobbing anymore.”