So a story as old as time, my mother-in-law says some pretty unhinged things, and they're always pretty harmless, but she fully lives in a reality separate from the one that everyone else lives in. So she'll say something with such conviction, and you'll know that it sounds really wrong, but the way she says it and the confidence she has, ...

Like look, I understand having to go to school. And that's – I think that school up to high school should be mandatory, but I don't think that college is for everyone. And I don't think that people who don't go to college are therefore dumb, that's not like that at all. Or I don't think that it's a waste that ...

Over the summer, I went with my mom to Boston and that was kind of the only trip we went on. It was mainly a trip to tour colleges: Harvard and MIT. Initially when I went in, I thought Harvard was going to be cool like the movies and that I was gonna hate MIT because it was gonna be all ...

And instead of a misclassification, I, this morning, was classified entirely correctly, apparently. I got a car semi recently, in the last eight months, and I haven't seen or been around family with it yet. And I don't talk with my family that much and so, you know, the car was a big deal to me and stuff. But like they ...

Today, I'm talking about a party we had at our house. First of all, we cleaned up the house for multiple days, it’s because our house is pretty big. And the people -- there was going to be people here, so we wanted the house to look extra nice. We also said the party was going to start at 2, but ...