“I just can’t make it through an entire calendar year without washing a pen in a load of laundry.”

The pants that I planned to wear to Christmas and, like, left out and all of this and I'm still gonna wear tonight -- I have ink stains all over them! As is the sweater I wanted to wear, and that one I'm not gonna wear, because I just can't make it through an entire calendar year without washing a pen in a load of laundry. I so thought I was gonna make it this year. I was within a week, within a week of being -- making it a calendar year without washing a pen and I didn't do it. And it's just truly -- it doesn't ruin the clothes, I still wear them and I can put more effort into figuring out how to get ink stains out. But it makes me so sad. Ugh! And it's not like it's one stain, there's like 10 tiny stains scattered throughout the clothes. It's terrible. Terrible.

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“We, like, went undefeated in this doubles pickleball tournament.”

So, I'm not a sporty girl. I sing, I act, but I don't play sports. But, everybody knows this. Like, I was the girl who, when we played basketball stations like in elementary school gym class, the teacher actually gave me different rules for every station because I was that bad at making baskets. Like, I just had no coordination. But one time, we were playing pickleball and it was, like, the first time I had ever played pickleball and we were doing a doubles tournament. So me and my equally unathletic friend -- I mean, like, we were the loner nerds that memorized digits of pi for fun, that had never played a sport in our lives -- we crushed everyone. Oh my gosh, we, like, went undefeated in this doubles pickleball tournament. We were just so good. And I mean, it was, like, a pretty equal team effort between the two of us. So, I know some people say that pickleball is not a real sport or that it's like a white person sport or an old lady sport. But pickleball, that is my sport. That is the sport that I can play and I can actually win at. So yeah. I don't know if I'd be any good anymore 'cause I haven't played it in like five years, but I was really good that time.

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