“So we got up there — keep in mind, I have not practiced this, not even once.”
Okay, so, freshman year, we had Olympics, and we were supposed to do like a little dance, and this is for school, it's nothing crazy. And I was supposed to prepare with two of my friends. We did not prepare. Oh, there was also someone else, but, like, they didn't really have like a huge part. It was just like they were supposed to dress up in a hippo costume and just do their part. Um, and, I don't know, we just -- we didn't practice, we kept procrastinating. We honestly thought, like, we could wing it, it's fine, whatever. I honestly had not even processed what it was gonna be like. So in my mind, we were just gonna do something, and we were gonna plan it out, figure it out. I was like, maybe we're not even performing, right? Because we haven't thought about it. It's the lunch before, they're downstairs, I’m upstairs. We're not even, we're not even communicating. I'm in the cafeteria eating lunch, they are actively downstairs practicing something that I was unaware existed. And I meet up with them, I'm like, "Hey guys, like I could not find you, like, I never got a text. I did not know if we were meeting up or what we're doing. Are we doing something?" And the person who was supposed to be in a hippo costume, he also had no idea what was going on. So, um, yeah, they were basically like, "Yeah, we made a little soundtrack and we're just gonna dance to it," and I was like, "Okay, cool, do I have to do something?" and they're like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, just like follow the lead." And I was like, "Okay, cool." So we get up there -- keep in mind, I have not practiced this, not once, I don't even know what they have planned out. So we get up there and I'm literally just smiling and moving my feet like ever so slightly and just kind of staring off in the distance. I'm like, "What are we doing? Like, what is this?" And I'm trying to mimic whatever they're doing, but they're not doing anything. So we're all just awkwardly standing there. It was so bad. I did redeem myself last year, I guess this year. I mean like just like last Olympics, I guess, where we actually properly did a dance,…
