“The whole thing was just a pile of sand on board.”
Back in the '70s, I taught US history and I -- it was one of the first or second years that I taught and I'd assigned a project to the kids, and it was a group project and they were working with a partner. And these two boys decided to build a model of the Alamo. And so they built it out of sand, and they brought it in on a wooden board and it looked really great. It looked exactly like the Alamo. They had done a wonderful job sculpting it out of sand. And, they did a great job, they did their presentation, they talked about it, they explained how big it was, they talked about the battle, they did just a wonderful job on their, on their project. I was very pleased with them and they got a good grade and they were really happy with the way their sculpture of the fort had turned out. So the next morning before school, when I got to the classroom, and I went to the back to kind of look over the projects just one more time before the kids took 'em home, I realized that their sand had been put together with water and the water had dried up overnight and the whole thing was just a pile of sand on board. And I thought to myself, well it's a good thing I graded them yesterday. And about that minute, the two boys and some friends of theirs came in and they said, "Oh Mrs. [Name], we came, we wanna show our friends the, the Alamo that we made." And I said, "Oh, dear." And they said, "Why, what happened?" And I said, "I didn't touch it. I want you to know, I did not touch your project." And the boys said, "Why, what's wrong with it?" I said, "Come on. You gotta look at this." I said, "You made it out of sand and you could -- before I had it, it was all wet sand, right?" They went, "Yeah." And I said, "Look what happened when it dried out." And they went, "Oh my gosh, we're gonna fail." I said, "No, you're not gonna fail. You did a wonderful job on your project and I graded it yesterday, you're fine. But," I said, "You do have to do one thing for me," and they said "What?"…