“And I shoved paper in my ear.”

Me and my girlfriend went to see a band play at a bar when I was in my 20s. And she liked a band member, so she wanted to sit up front, right by the speakers. Well, I couldn’t take it. And I shoved paper in my ear, and at break, she went to flirt with the band member and I realized I got a piece of paper stuck in my ear and I couldn’t get it out. It came out of one ear, but not the other. And I had to go to the ER and explain to the ER doctor how a full grown lady got paper shoved down in her ears so far they had to use a tool to get it out — a device. But it came out. But the day was — the evening was cut short. That’s for sure.

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