Some friends of ours had some chickens they wanted to get rid of, and, "Oh, sure, bring 'em down." And so we had these chickens, and they were kind of a motley collection of various kinds that had been cross-bred and what have you, and so I- I'm not even sure what kind of chickens they were. Um, I know they were -- there was, uh, Rhode Island Reds in it, but there were -- some were black, and what have you.  And, uh, another neighbor heard that we had chickens and she said, "You know what, we've got chickens and our neighbor's have got this rooster that keeps coming down and beating up our rooster. Would you mind having a rooster?" And I said, "Sure, I don't mind." Right? I just -- 'cause we didn't have a rooster, and I said, "Sure, bring him on down." So, the next time that neighbor's rooster came to beat up on her rooster, she caught him and brought him down to our house. And then she said later, the neighbor mentioned that their rooster had disappeared and she had no idea where it went and [name] just said, "Well, I just can't imagine where that rooster went." So anyway, we had a contraband rooster and he lived a very happy life here with his little flock of chickens.

Yeah, one time -- 'cause I was a kitchen designer and um, one of the designers -- so I was in the break room on break, and the other designer, who was more of a frenemy, I learned, said, "Hey, there's some really angry customers. You know, they -- you messed up a project or something, or they claim you messed up a project or something. You messed something up, whatever -- an order. You know, you just, you just stay in here for a little bit, and -- 'cause I've been working with them, so you just, you know -- so that they don't get angry and yell or something. You just stay in here for a few minutes. I'll help 'em. And that'll make things smoother." And I trusted her at the time, so it's like, "Okay, uh, thanks!" Well, it was like a long time, and I was like, "WTF!" And then I think after that, they started going to her because they -- 'cause she really wanted like, like, um, house flippers and contractors, like she wanted the professional, like repeat business people, not just the little, like "I'm gonna get a couple of cabinets here and there for my house," you know, homeowners. She wanted like, repeat ones. And so I think that what she was doing was trying to get them to go to her, you know, instead of me. And so I think she was kinda like stealing the customer and trying to win them over. So, you know, I didn't know her at the time, and you know, maybe I was younger and more naïve, so it's like, at first I thought, "Oh, she's like trying to smooth out a situation. Oh, that's cool." And I'm already in the break room, like, you know? But I think she was actually like taking them, you know what I mean? So, um so I thought it was like a nice thing, and it was actually more of a sabotage-y thing.