When I was in Australia one time -- ugh, this was such a bad trip. Actually, I was in Australia twice. Um, the first trip was when I was younger. Might have been the first time I ever celebrated Christmas 'cause we didn't really celebrate Christmas until my sister came in. So, I missed like seven years of Christmas, which I don't really, like, care about. I did miss seven years of gifts. But, that's not the point. And yeah, so I remember -- I don't remember much about that trip in Australia, but when I was older, I had like, a whole biking accident and whatnot, and we [were] walking. And Australia is like, known for, for their stupid venomous like, spiders and snakes and stuff. And we were just walking, having a good time, and I, like, didn't notice -- like, the path was, like, dirt. So like, if you have a brown snake -- I, I don't remember what color it was, but I do remember not being able to see it. I don't remember if it was 'cause I just wasn't looking, which is probably the case, or if it blended in. Regardless, I almost stepped on a snake and I like just caught myself. And I was walking ahead, so it was not like anyone could warn me or anything. Um, or anyone who's like, logically looking at the ground. And I almost stepped on it, and I saw it walk away, and it had this like, distinct pattern. And I remember I googled it, it was like the second most venomous snake in Australia. And after that, I ran to the end of the path and I wanted to go home. ‘Cause it was so, like, crazy that it just crossed my path and if I did one wrong thing, I would have been bit by a snake. So that's -- that was kind of jarring.

Here's the thing. I would actually love to be a bear. If I believed in reincarnation, I would definitely be a bear. That would be great. That's like, number two on my "If Reincarnation Existed" list. Number one would probably be a rock, 'cause like -- this is kind of off topic -- but like, as a human, I can't break the law. Or I can't break like, crazy laws. Like, if I jaywalk they're not gonna like put me in handcuffs and they're not gonna be like, "Oh, you're a disgrace to society," but like, every person has a rebellious phase. And you know, I kind of -- I kind of want to be -- want to be rebellious. But I can't do it as a human because I would get in trouble. But if I were a rock… Imagine, little children. They're trying to break the windows of some creepy old neighbor. They use me, the rock, to break into that window. And there you got it. I broke the law without breaking the law. What are they gonna do, put a rock in jail? No, of course not! And so that sounds pretty great. And like, what would I even do? I'd just exist, honestly. What's the worst thing that could happen to a rock? Like, the worst thing I can think about is maybe if there's magma or lava or something like that. But chances are, hopefully, I don't get reincarnated as a rock in some place that has, like, crazy amounts of lava or something. And like, if I was reincarnated into a rock that went to the middle of the ocean? I'd be pretty chill with that. I think that'd be pretty awesome as long as it wasn't like, deep dark, dark ocean, 'cause then I can't see anything and it'd be kind of boring.