“What noise does the fox make?”

Can you do any impressions of animal sounds? Yes, an owl. Oh, wait. What are those things that go "caw-"? Crows? Yeah. I can do a really good impression of that. "Caw - caw caw- " I am thinking that wasn't owl. "Hoot- hoot- " Can you do any any animals that are not Birds? Dog? "Arf- arf- arf- arf- arf- arf- " Big dog? Not really. What noise does the fox make? "Gering- ding- ding- ding-"

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“Have you ever learned a new language?”

Have you ever learned a new language? Yeah, I learned a bit with my old teacher. What did you learn? Chinese. All right I know -- I think I remember which Chinese words, you know, which Chinese words do know? Nihao, Zaijian, Mingtianjian, and I also know a song: Happy Birthday. Are you gonna sing it? So I know Nihao, Zaijian, Mingtianjian and Duji. And can I tell you something? Duji means belly button, and you’ve never known but -- and -- so let me say all those words again, but now translate them. Nihao, which means hello. Zaijian, which means bye. Mingtianjian, which means goodbye and Duji, which means belly button. And I'm just gonna sing Happy Birthday just so you know what – cuz in Chinese, the Chinese people sing Happy Birthday in two different ways. And happy birthday is again: Zhu ni shengri kuaile, zhu ni shengri kuaile, zhu ni shengri kuaile, zhu ni shengri kuaile. And it's quite simple because all you have to do is follow to the tune and then you'll get it-- do it right. And you just keep repeating "zhu ni shengri kuaile". Did you sing that every time someone in the class had a birthday? Yup, and we also sing it in sign language and English. Wow. Okay, if you could learn any other language, what would you learn? Maybe French cause then I could be hello mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette. Like in Hamilton? Yeah. Any other languages? Maybe hmm. German. Now I know you know, a bit of German. What do you know. I know… I know good night and no. And wait what do I also know? You know how to be rude to people. Oh yes, I can call people pig heads. And how do you say that? Well, then I’d be insulting them Mum. Whoever's listening to us.

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“I had to clean up the leaves. So I did and I found a dead mouse, and I kind of screamed…”

My dad dropped me down the Mariana Trench! What? And then I had to clean up the leaves. So I did and I found a dead mouse, and I kind of screamed, and put it down in the corner as fast as I could. And then my dad made me pick up the dead mouse. What did you pick it up with? A plastic bag. Oh! The look on your face. So it wasn’t the Mariana Trench, was it? It was the window well. Hey you took all the fun out of it! Well, somebody had to go and get all the dead leaves out and you’re the perfect size. I'm sorry about the mouse. Was it big? Small? It was like maybe this big. Hmm, pretty small. Eww! It's a good thing you got it out because what would have happened if you’d left the mouse there? I don’t know. Like on a hot day? I don’t know. That mouse would have started to smell bad and it's right next to your brothers window isn't it? In the basement. Oh yeah. Yeah. So you did a good thing. Thank you for getting the mouse out.

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“Which would you rather eat for the rest of your life spaghetti or mac and cheese?”

Which would you rather eat for the rest of your life? Spaghetti or Mac and Cheese. Both. Why? Because I really like spaghetti, because number one, it tastes really good and sometimes I just like the shape. What shapes do like best?   Maybe the twisty ones and the bowties. Those are probably my favorites. You said it tastes good but some people think that spaghetti doesn't taste of anything. What does it taste like? Well, it tastes good, but it doesn’t taste too much of anything, but with butter you can really taste its taste. That's what I like about it. Yeah, we have pretty salty butter, don't we? I think it’s nice. Yeah, wait what were you going to say? Well, is there anything else that you like to put on Spaghetti, besides butter? Also parmesan cheese and that’s really it. Okay, what about mac and cheese? What do you like about that? I like, so, my favorite mac and cheese shapes are shells and farm animals. Do you like the, you like the orange sauce, right? Not the white sauce? Yeah. Do they taste different? Each pack, well each time? Yeah, they sort of do in their own way. All right. Well, let's imagine you really had to pick. You could only eat one of them for the rest of your life. You had to give up the other one. Which one would you give up? Hmm. Imagine, you're fifty and you're still eating one of them, but only one of them. I would, well I just can't answer that question. Maybe I would go with shells, but I just don't know what to say for that question okay.

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“I would rather be a mythical creature because mythical creatures include dragons!”

I would rather be a mythical creature because mythical creatures include dragons! And I love dragons a lot a lot a lot a lot! What do you love about dragons? Their wings, their venom, also their frost breath, they're -- what they look like, that they’re mythical creatures, that they can fly, that they can sometimes poison things and also they are -- some of them can breathe underwater and some of them can camouflage and turn colors. Do you have an all-time favorite feature -- dragon feature? My favorite type of dragon is rain wings because rain wings has camouflage scales and venom that can shoot from their front fangs. Would you want venom that shot from your front fangs? Yes, of course, I would! I could see how camouflage skills would be useful. I could play an amazing prank on someone with camouflage scales. Yes, plus imagine hide and seek. I could literally just go like I feel like blending into a couch. I want to lay down. I would have a hard time trying to find you when it’s time to clean up. Oh. Now your head is really spinning with ideas.

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“Well, there was one sad thing. That I’m losing my teacher”

What was sad at school this week or hard? Well, there was one sad thing, that I’m losing my teacher. What’s happening to her? She has to go teach in person. I know. And is she happy about going back to teaching in person? No. No, what did she say to you this week about going back? Well, she said she would miss us a lot. And what do you think is one of the best things about her? What's one of the best things? That happened? No, about your teacher. Why do you like her so much? Because it's the same teacher that my brother had and we’ve just been together for so long and it's my teachers first time teaching online. Do you think she did it really well? I think she did the best she could.

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“I would spend some of it on Roblox and some dinosaurs, some more Magna Tiles and some books.”

But what if you wanted to save some money? I do want to save some money. Yeah, but what would you do with it? Let's say you saved money for a whole year, just a bit of it. And at the end of the year you had $50 dollars, then what would you do with it? $50 dollars! How would I have $50 dollars? Because each week you would spend some money and save a bit of money. Oh what would I do with $50 dollars? Yeah. I -- wait aren’t you gonna spend some of the rest on maybe some toys, like some dinosaurs. Dinosaurs? Yeah, because you can never have too much dinosaurs. Alright, what if you had $5,000 dollars? I would spend a lot of it on, I would spend some of it on Roblox and some dinosaurs, some more Magna Tiles and some books. And if you had five million dollars? Okay, I do not, I cannot answer that question. Why not? I can’t answer it because I have no idea what I would do with five million!

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“Really soon I’ll have to put them in my sock museum.”

Why my voice is different from normal is because I'm really sad about my socks cuz really soon I'll have to put them in my sock museum. What's your sock museum? It's where I put all my socks I really love. Can you remember some of the socks in that box? Mhm. What did they look like? Well I don't completely remember them. Did some have dinosaurs on them? Yes. Monsters? No. Are you sure? Yeah, I think. When do socks go in the Sock Museum? When they have like a hole or something. Why do you think it makes you sad when your sock gets a hole or you get too big for it? Because I really enjoy wearing them. And also, they're socks I just really love. Is it because you’re getting older and you don’t like it? Yeah because I always remember when I was wearing them and how happy I was.

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“Would you rather all your stuffies come to life, or have your house turn into a chicken?”

A question I've been dying to ask you:  Would you rather all your stuffies come to life, or have your house turn into a chicken? Ooo that's a hard one. I know. My house turn into a chicken. Why? Because the stuffies would be bossy. Really? Maybe. They would wanna play with you all the time. Oh, right. Okay, but the chicken wouldn't need your help? No, it would just be a chicken. Would it be a huge chicken, the size of your house? No that question… your house turn into a real chicken. Oh I see, just a regular chicken. But where would we live if you turned our house into a chicken? Anywhere, cause -- we -- just everything in our house would disappear and there would be a chicken and its place and you could turn your house into a chicken and not into a chicken. And you could paint your house to look like a chicken! Why? Why would we do that? And then it actually turns into a chicken. All right.

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“There’s so many creations you can build with Magna-Tiles. I don’t think humans even know them all.”

What is an example of something that you have to ask for help with? Um, carrying my huge bin of Magna-Tiles that super duper heavy. Like, I would ask my mom or my dad. Have you e- It's so heavy my br- I don't think my brother can hold it. Why is it so heavy? Because there's tons and tons and tons of Magna-Tiles in it, and then each Magna-Tile weighs like half a pound. Woah, and how many Magna-Tiles do you think you've got? I have like two hundred. Really? Well, I have -- ((or at least)) I have over a hundred. What can you build with Magna-Tiles? All sorts of stuff. There's so many creations you can build with Magna-Tiles. I don't think humans even know them all. What do you like to build? Structures and then put little guys in them and then do something and then the structure always gets destroyed. Or if I really like it I will show it off to my -- show it to my parents and my brother. I've seen you make a lot of spaceships. Yeah I have.

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