“What noise does the fox make?”

Can you do any impressions of animal sounds?

Yes, an owl. Oh, wait. What are those things that go “caw-“?

Crows?

Yeah. I can do a really good impression of that.

“Caw – caw caw- “

I am thinking that wasn’t owl.

“Hoot- hoot- “

Can you do any any animals that are not Birds? Dog?

“Arf- arf- arf- arf- arf- arf- “

Big dog?

Not really.

What noise does the fox make?

“Gering- ding- ding- ding-“

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