“Am I gonna get a chance to like, touch Elton John?”
Note: There is language that is excluded in the transcript but not excluded in the audio. But one of the most recent times that I can think of of, you know, somebody not wanting to do something that I wanted to do was when I paid $500 per ticket, so like a thousand dollars in total, for me and my ungrateful boyfriend to go see Elton John live on his last tour of America in Grand Rapids, and I had got like side balcony tickets. They were literally the cheapest for $550 each. And I was like, "I love Elton John. I'm gonna see this man. I'm not gonna regret it." And I was with my boyfriend at the time and I didn't have anybody else to go with so I was like, "You're coming with me 'cause I don't wanna go to a concert by myself." Which, in hindsight – literally like last week, I just went to a concert to see Two Door Cinema Club in Detroit by myself because nobody could come with me and I had a great time! So if I would've just, you know, been able to see the future in 2018 and been like, "You know what, you can go to a concert by yourself," I would've had a grand f****** time and I would not be telling this story right now and I would still not be full of regret like I am today. Because, so. Me and my boyfriend we go to this concert and given it's about, mmm, maybe – I can't remember – My boyfriend tore his meniscus for the second time on the same knee either a month before or the concert was like a month after he had gotten it repaired with surgery. Either way, he wasn't walking that well, but he could still walk. Okay? He was still, I'm pretty sure – Mm, no, I think I drove there, but he was still up and about. He was not bedridden. And like I said, this is the second time this happened to him, so he knew what was going on in this rodeo. Anyway, so we get into the venue and the people at the gate are like, "Okay, like let me scan your ticket," and then this other lady who's right in front of the doors to like go into the concert hall, I don't…