Literally my entire life, like, everything, is straight out of a movie. I mean, so that's kind of reminding me -- I was thinking about writing this little play called "Prophetic Poems" that's about a bunch of poems and songs that I wrote that came true. So obviously the thing -- it will be a little bit of a stretch of the truth, because I have to make it more interesting. But seriously, some of the things that I write come true. Like I wrote this song called "Just Right Now" for another musical that I was writing with my friend called "Shattered," basically about a princess and an orphan. But anyways, the premise of the song is that we have a princess, and we have a maid. And the princess is kind of like mean and spoiled and she doesn't like see things that are right in front of her, and the like castle servant is in love with the princess, and she's trying to help her and be her friend. And as the princess gets forced to leave the castle, she finds out -- It's like, she discovers, "Oh wait, I've been a terrible person and I'm actually in love with this maid," so they like sing a song about it, and then they leave and they like tell each other through letters. 

Am I more like an oven or a fridge? I don't even know what that's supposed to mean but number one, I think I -- man, I think I might like things that are like, like things that are made in an oven more. And I'm definitely more like an oven because let me tell you, I am always -- like, my body temperature is just always so hot. Like, every like -- somebody once gave me like, like, a little kid like, "Hey, here, you can play with my slime." I was like playing with it, it's like "Oh my God, you made the slime so hot" because my hands are just always hot, or if somebody ever hugs me, they're like "Whoa, you're so warm," or they'll be like, you know, things like that.

Would you rather be a microwave or a toaster? Toaster. Microwaves are nasty. Actually, one time my friend was doing her science experiment for like the school science fair, and it was to test where the dirtiest place in the school was, and you would think that it's somewhere in the bathroom, but it was not. It was that dingity dang school microwave. It grew so much bacteria, it was so gross. And then her dog ate the petri dishes that it was growing in and had to go to the vet. That was like really, really bad.

Um, and then this week I went into, like, the cat room inside the cat room. And basically, it was for cats who were probably like, mistreated and are like, really cautious of humans. And so it was nice being able to sit in there and just kinda like, you know, be on your phone while cats come up to you and like, you know, sniff around. Think this one cat was like, super skeptical of me. Bro was just like sitting there. But then this other cat came over. He was definitely more, um -- not like eager, but he was more, like, open to being, like, petted and stuff. So that was dope. I gave him a bunch of treats.

Okay, so you know those TracFones? So we saw one in Meijer and it was three dollars and I had my wallet on me. So obviously, like any normal human being, I thought that this was fake, but I needed to know. So I bought the TracFone, and now I have two phones and everyone thinks I'm a drug dealer. "What have you been doing with your new phone that you bought yourself?" Oh, I've been tormenting everyone. I joined all of my like -- all the social groups that I had on my phone phone, like my usual phone. So like, school Discord things and stuff, and gone under the name of either [fake name] or [fake name] and I'll just -- I, I just caused chaos with the presence of a new person nobody knows. You know, it's fun. "Have you told any of your friends what you're doing?" Um, no, but there is one girl who's kinda my friend at my current school who I told I have a TracFone, and she's the daughter of the principal and she was like, "Oh my gosh. Drug dealer." So yeah.

Tell us about a time where you've had your heart broken. Get ready. I've had it broken quite a bit, so. Um, hmm, the most memorable story I can think of -- I was just telling this to my friends today, ironically --  uh, was fourth grade. I think it was fourth or fifth grade. So at this time, I liked a guy, uh, we're gonna call him X, right? So he was -- he didn't even have that many qualities that I liked. I'm pretty sure I just liked him because he was like the class clown or whatever and I thought that was cool. Or maybe it's because he was athletic or something. I don't know. Back in elementary, if you were athletic you got all the girls. There's, there's no refuting that honestly, So basically he was the new kid of that year, or something like that. And he was Asian, he had pretty hair. And that's all it took apparently. I know it sounds very superficial. But then again, elementary school, it’s the place to be superficial, man. It's like the last place you can be superficial before your choices actually have consequences. So yeah. I liked him and I liked him for like, what, four months? Five months? For, for a bit of time. And then one day I tell one of my friends, right? And the problem is this is elementary, so we don't know what we're doing. That friend goes and tells him. Oof, that was not fun ‘cause I would say "Don't do it!" They do it. They, they do it. And so I was like, oh so embarrassed. And then next thing I know, dude comes up to my locker and he's like, "So I heard that you like me." And I'm like, "Oh dear me. Oh no. No, no, no, no, no." Like what, what can you do? What, what can you do other than say the truth? Because they've already heard the truth. They're literally just like confirming it one last time. What can you do? So I'm like, "Yeah, yeah." And so they just like look at me weird and then go away. And so, you know, I'm still wallowing in humiliation and all that stuff. And then we're at the -- I'm at -- I'm getting in line to walk to lunch, right? 'Cause in elementary you…

“Has your pet ever eaten your homework or ruined something that you've worked hard on?” Oh gosh, yes.  Okay, so my freshman year there was this huge group poster project about mental health. So my group was making this giant poster that was cut out in the shape of a face with tons of information about OCD and it was all handwritten and it looked really pretty. And my puppy, Lady Madonna -- I love her but, oh gosh, she ripped it in half the day before it was due and then I had to redo the entire project for the group. Luckily, I had pictures of it, but it was not fun.

So we had a grandparents day on Friday. I had three come. Which is a good show. and I went to lunch at -- after and we went to Buffalo Wild Wings and that was fun because I like spicy foods a lot. So I get like one of the hotter things on the menu. And I showed them, you know, my grandparents, some of the things that we do in class. They actually did one of the assi- -- one of my graded assignments for me, which was kind of funny, um, and feels like cheating. But it was allowed. And then, um, when you don't have a grandparent, you’re not actually allowed to be in the classroom doing the things. So I just chilled outside of Mr. [Name’s] room for like the whole, um, rest of the time after they left to go chill with my sister.

So I was going golfing for like -- I've done it before, but not a lot. And it was when -- so my, um, neighbors, three of them, and then their parents and my brother. And I was like 10. And I was not careful and I went behind someone, and I got backswinged in the face with a, um, driver golf club. Who -- those things are big. It was -- my head felt so -- like my head was hot, like, where I got hit, and I could feel the goose egg. Like I put my hand over it and I could feel the goose egg growing and growing, and it was so scary. So then finally, I went up to my brother. I didn't cry yet. I went up to my brother and then after he started talking, and then I started crying ‘cause... I don't know. It was -- but he saw it growing too. So his eyes were like {gasp}. And he like, kinda just gasped. It was kinda funny. But, so we -- I went home, and -- reminder, this was probably five minutes within being there. Like, we were only there for like five minutes. And then everyone had to go home. And I laid on the couch. My neighbor’s mom, she gave me a cold ice water bottle on the way back home. But when I got there, I just got home, I laid on the couch. [Name] She was my neighbor back then. She came over and we watched the Bee Movie together. Um, and it really hurt and I had a giant lump on my face for a long time. And, I don't know, surprisingly I wasn't self-conscious about that, but... it was kind of bad.

When were you told to not get too excited but it ended up being as great as you hoped? So, I think that's one time in a show, I was auditioning for Bonnie and Clyde with my community theater, and I went to my audition and I felt like I knocked it out of the park. And I was auditioning for teen Bonnie. And my parents -- because I had never really gotten like the role I auditioned for before were like, “Don't get your hopes up about this.” But then I got the part. And I was so excited. It was amazing.