Nick Beatty

“I think he just had a thought in his head and he just acted on it without even thinking about it.”

“And out of nowhere emerged, like, six other pickup trucks, and I’ve never felt so Michigan country in my life”

“I start to open my bag and it just suddenly hits me, like, there’s nobody here.”

“How dare I be in his recliner? That was his chair.”

“A squirrel is the weed of the animal kingdom.”

“My grandma spilled hot tea all over me.”