Jingle Bells Batman Smells… Do you know the rest of this song? How does it go? Of course I know this song, Michigan Diaries. Our little demographic stuff. You probably have it written down but for the sake of a stand-alone recording, I was born in 89 grew up in Ann Arbor. The song goes like this. Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, Batmobile lost a wheel, and Joker took ballet. Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg, Batmobile lost a wheel, and Joker took ballet. Yeah, of course I know that song Michigan Diaries. I love it.