“He’s too busy being a floppy cat.”

Yeah, and I’m grateful for my pet’s health, as well. My cat Zhang Zhao is now officially a senior cat. He went into the vet to get his routine shots and vaccinations. And yeah, he’s crushing it. His teeth look great. His one eye he has left looks great. His coat is healthy. He’s put on a little bit of weight, but, um, still within the good range. So yeah, he’s doing a darn good job. So I’m happy. Let me see if I can get him to talk. Right, kitty? You tell me. Oh, no, he’s too busy being a floppy cat. He doesn’t care. He just rolled over.

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