“Oh my God, these humans, like, idolize us!”

If I went to space and met aliens, I think the gift I would bring as a peace offering would be, like, an alien toy, you know, because I think that would, that would make aliens feel very, like, honored and respected that like, “Oh my God, these humans, like, idolize us!” And I think that would really help us have peace with each other.

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