So what would make Tuesdays better? If they were Friday. Like, if you had two days of school, Monday and Tuesday, right? Tuesday is like a Friday. That’s what will make Tuesdays better. Like, here’s the thing. Here’s my analogy for all of the days of the week. So Monday you feel blegh like, “Why do I have to go to school?” For like, for kids who have to go to school, you know. “Why do I have to go to school”? And then Tuesday it’s like “Ugh, I have no hope, I’ve already dealt with Monday, but I still have three more days to go,” ’cause Monday you’re still kinda – you just got past the weekend, you might have exciting stuff to share. It might – they might ease you in a little bit. Tuesday’s where a lot of the tests happen and where like a lot of things go wrong. Wednesday is kinda like, eh, right? Because you have like a lot to go, and you’ve already done a lot. So you’re kinda worn out, but you still have a lot to go. Thursday you can kinda see the end, but you’re still a little bit worn out, and then Friday you just like forget about being worn out and you’re like, “It’s Friday, let’s go. I have this to do on the weekend,” and then when Monday comes, you can talk about it. So Monday isn’t really the worst day. I think Tuesday is probably the worst day, but what would make it better? If Tuesday was Friday.

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