“Somehow it wasn’t stable enough and the firework tipped over into the street.”

Oh my God! I had told them, I was like, “Yeah, I don’t know about the fireworks. They’re pretty dangerous.” And like last time I went downtown a few years ago, I was walking around downtown. And I was crossing the bridge by the community college where the park is, this bridge. And someone just beyond the bridge was lighting off fireworks kinda like on the curb. And they did it wrong. They did it wrong. Somehow it wasn’t stable enough and the firework tipped over into the street, pointing at people. And it was shooting off at the people like an explosion. I was like, “No!” It was one of those ones that is supposed to go up really high and go “Pew, pew, pew, pew! Psh, psh, psh!” But this one was going into the street, so all you heard was screams. And I was running away.

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