“I dressed up as Carrie…” 

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I dressed up as Carrie, and I, like, covered myself in fake blood. And so, outside is the little kids that kinda just looked at me with fearful eyes because there was a crazy lady walking around covered in blood. There was also like this — these two little kids, ‘cause we kinda were following this one group. Not really, but like, the neighborhood that we were in has, like, a very, like, — it’s like a flow that you can go — no, not a flow, that’s a bad word. But like, a really, like, a very defined path that trick-or-treaters can take. And so we ended up leaving around this one time that a bunch of — group of, like, — a bunch of little kids went. So we started going and then one of these little kids tried to confront us. She, like, puffed out her chest and tried to be brave. And her little brother came along, he was practically shaking already. And so she started being, like, really rude and was like, “Why are you following us? You creepazoids!” Like all that. And so, me staying in character was like, “Well,” — I can’t remember exactly what I said. I said something like, s*** — I remember what [friend] said. I told them that like, I’ve been killing people, but it was like, “I just left, like, my prom.” Like a bunch of stuff. And then [friend], because she dressed up as the Grim Reaper was like, “Yeah, for sure. Like, she’s been killing people, that’s why I’m following her around. It’s easier this way.” I don’t know. It’s better, like, in the moment, but it was really funny.

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