Diarist: So on Monda- — like, mom and dad talked me into wrestling, ’cause like they thought that would be a good idea even though I have never been good in sports and I have always made it very clear how much I hate them.
Parent: But you like to fight.
Diarist: I do like to fight, and I like fighting my friends, and I like fighting random people. I don’t like when sports make you do quote-unquote “warm-ups,” as in running around the track, like, 300 times.
Parent: I believe it was 1 and a half times is what got you [laughs].
Diarist: No, it was two.
Parent: Okay.
Diarist: And I have a fainting thing. I don’t know exactly what it’s called. But it was hot, we had already been our — on our feet for like an hour and a half. And so he just tells us to run, and so I make it around twice and I’m feeling super light-headed. And I can barely make out like sentences ’cause I legitimately feel like I’m about to pass out. So I like go up to him, and I freak everyone out because I’m just like — I sit down and he’s like, “No, you can’t sit down. You need to like, stay up,” and so I’m like, “Okay, then I’m leaving.” And I just pushed past him and the other coach, and I just leave. And then I like sit down for a few seconds and like, actually, like, get water and then I call mom. And then, yeah, I left, and that was mortifying.