I did have a surprise in my washing machine… yesterday? Was it just yesterday? Yeah, there were two dead mice in my washing machine when I tried to do laundry yesterday. And I don’t know why, like, seeing dead animals is like such a traumatic experience. I mean, I’m not really used to it, I’m not a hunter, I haven’t really been exposed to many dead animals. Like, it just — I guess I just don’t really see it. I am a vegetarian. I don’t really like seeing dead animals, but I don’t think anybody actually really does. I don’t know, maybe some people do. I don’t know.
But I had to somehow get them out of my washing machine, and I had no idea what to do. I did- I don’t have, like, a small shovel or a scoop or a — I didn’t know what to do. So I finally put baggies, two like Ziploc baggies around two like kitchen utensils, like a big scoop, you know, spoon scoop and a big spatula. And I, like, scooped ’em out of there, and I just — as I was doing it, I literally said out loud to myself, you know, nobody else is in my apartment, said to myself, “Why is this so hard?” Like “Why is this, like, such a big deal?” And I, I just — and I knew they were dead, like — they, it’s not like they were gonna move and attack me, or I mean, even if they were, they’re mice, like, what are they gonna do to me, right?
So I, it’s just one of those things that’s just really ridiculous. But I just — I was sort of freaking out a little bit about it, which I feel like is just ridiculous. So I took ’em on the scoopers and threw them outside, which is probably ridiculous. Something’s probably — I mean, I hope something eats them and then, like, their death is not in vain and, you know, circle of life, I get all that, but…