Don’t poke the bear — oh! Okay, so I have this one friend. We’re gonna call her Shamika, and so Shamika, she has red hair, um, and you know, she has these really dingy shoes, right? And so, I have these really decent, nice shoes, right? New Balances. And basically, we were playing volleyball one day and she — and I fell, ’cause I was going for the ball, and my shoe came off. And so she takes my shoe and she runs away. The audacity of this girl, bro.
So you know what I did? Obviously, I chased her down, right? But she kept running, she kept running. So eventually she hid my shoe, and I was like, “Crap, how am I gonna get my shoe back?” So, I put my other shoe away, because like, because I didn’t want to, um — I didn’t wanna hobble around anymore, so I took my other shoe off and then, um — and so then I basically found her, right? And I grab her and I started choking her and I was like, “Shamika, where’s my shoe? Where’s my shoe, Shamika?” And she was, like, crying, her face was really red. She was trying to tap out. I was like, “You can’t tap out until you tell me where my shoe is.” And, she was like, “Oh, let me go, let me go, please. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to take your shoe.” And I was like, “Come on, Shamika, where the shoe at?” And so then she told me where the shoe was, so I let her go, and then I put my shoes back on. And, Shamika, you know, I kinda warned her, like, don’t poke the bear Shamika. Like, you can’t be doing that, you know what I’m saying?