So the other day, I was at the beach, and I was with my eight year old sister, right? And these two very cute boys were like playing with their little sister. Like my sister and I have a huge age gap, right? But like, they looked like they had a huge age gap too, but I only saw one at the first time, and then I realized there was another one, right? And so that was really exciting, right? And so my sister had the same swimsuit on as their sister, right? So I was like, “Go to him,” and like, “Go to her and be like, ‘Hey, we have the same swimsuits on, like we should play together.'” Of course, she didn’t do it, but she went to — was like, “Oh my gosh, we have the same swimsuit,” and she was like, “Oh, that’s so fun!”
And so I’m reading because — out on the beach because I had already been in the water. And my parents are like, “Oh, we gotta go,” and I’m like, “No, no, please! The boys! The boys! Let me watch!” And that sounds a little creepy, but it’s okay, right? Um, but anyways, I get in the water with her, and like, I keep having her inch me out, because I’m in this inner tube right? So I have her push me out towards them. And I’m trying to make it look like, like I love my sister, and I do, but I’m trying to make it look like that I want to play with her and like I’m like them because I just want to play with my little sister. And my sister’s a little autistic, right? So she, she keeps pushing me as close as she can, not knowing the assignment, and keeps singing “Kiss the Girl,” like I swear, she’s just singing “Kiss the Girl,” being the most, like, so loud. But it was so funny anyways, and I thought that was so funny.