“I know this is a private school, but like, wow!”

The food was incredible. Like genuinely, the food I ate in that dining hall was, if not the very best, one of the top three greatest dining experiences I’ve ever had in my entire life, okay? It was so beautiful. It was so well made, like, they had live chefs cooking in front of us, and the whole experience was free, and it was incredible. It was absolutely incredible. It was so delicious. There was only one item on the entire menu — and we, we tried everything — that I did not like, and it was just incredible. Um, yeah. And like, even that one item was like a cold avocado soup? I think that if I had literally walked over to, like, a microwave or something and, like, heated it up, I would have loved it. It was just the coldness that I didn’t like, but it was — everything tasted so good, and it was so great. Um, yeah. And like you didn’t — they had, like, homemade sorbets and everything. It was like, wow. Wow! I know it’s a private school, but like, wow! Damn, like this is crazy!

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