“I turned around and two guys are just like looming over me, watching me.”

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I’m on a walk right now. I’m on a walk ‘cause it’s nice. But my transition lenses are not cutting it for this sun and also, I feel really paranoid walking outside, sometimes. But mostly just ‘cause yesterday, I went to the gym. And they made me a little paranoid ‘cause I was doing a rowing machine and I turned around and two guys are just like, looming over me, watching me. And the other rowing machine is open. So I’m like, “What the f***!” And so I make eye contact with both of them and then they spring into action like they were just on NPC mode in the pause menu or some s***. I don’t know.

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