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Oh, that time where [name] and I drove down — well I drove, and he just came along for the ride — down to Toledo to go to the art museum as part of our side trip because I-it was [name’s] 40th birthday. And he liked a particular kind of liqueur. You cannot get it shipped to Michigan, so I had it shipped to a UPS Store in Toledo. We went, got lunch, you know, picked up his present. I kept one for myself and got him one, which he was very amazed, like, “Where did you get this?” Like, “I drove my a** to Toledo to get this for you.”
But we go to this art museum, and they have a whole exhibit on glass blowing. And there’s one where it’s “The Scents of Glassblowing,” and he takes a sniff of something and goes, “Oh my God! It smells like farts.” And I went, “Why would it smell like farts?” Because, you know, sulfur. And I get close and I take a small whiff and go, “Oh my God, it smells like farts.” I didn’t think it was gonna be that bad. I think I said, “It can’t be that bad.” Oh, it was that bad. That was, um — and yet everyone after us kept doing it, too! Like dude, did you not just hear us say it smells like farts, like, really bad farts at that? Yeah, lesson learned. Someone says it smells like farts, don’t go and see if they’re right.