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I’ve seen a UFO. I’ve actually seen a few. But I’ll tell you about the wildest time. And I was 15 years old, and I was at a party. It was, well, it wasn’t really a party, a gathering of people. Didn’t know each other. But, um, it was a whole bunch of us. We were all between the ages of 12, and I was one of the older ones but I think there was some older than me, maybe 12 and like 17, just a whole bunch of punk ass kids in a trailer park and about half of us were on acid, half of us weren’t, so a lot of people were sober. So this wasn’t the acid.
Um, and we were all out on the front porch, front yard, one of the trailers. My boyfriend [name] at the time and we were just out there shooting s***. I think I was dying [name]’s hair, if I remember correctly. And I just got done dying [name]’s hair and this is gonna sound so insane and so unbelievable, but about six trailers down was the end of the street where it curved to a different street. And behind the trailers at the end of that street was a tree line that there was all woods behind this trailer park and a giant silver disc-shaped UFO came [UFO noise], it made that noise [UFO noise] right down and hovered right above those trees.
There was lights going all the way around it, white lights all the way around it. There were windows all the way around it that you could not see in, and the lights were going in like a spinning fashion all the way around it, all the way around it.
And but the weird thing was, the trees were not even moving. You would think it would be like blowing out so much air or something to like, what’s the word, to hover like that, you know, to sit right above those treetops like that. But the trees were not even moving. And we all start looking at each other.
We say, “You f***ing see that? You see what, what is that? What the heck is that?”
And we literally start — some people start screaming and running in the house. We got so scared. My friend [name], she was 12, me and her start running back.
We said, “We’re out of here. We’re outta here.”
We start running back to her house, and she’s on a bike, and I’m running next to her, and she is — I have a cross around my neck — and she is holding that cross around my neck so tight. One hand on her bike, one hand on that cross around my neck, and we are running back to her trailer because it was closer than mine. And we got in there, we told her mom and she looks at how dilated my eyes are, and she thinks I’m just lying. I’m like ,”No, [name] is sober.” Obviously, she’s 12. Well, not obviously, we did some stuff back in the day, but, so [name] starts telling her everything, and she goes to look outside, and it’s gone.
Well, it had left it had shot straight back. I left this part out. As we all start screaming and scattering and we look and we see it shoot straight back up in the air and then diagonal off into nowhere. So like imagine it just going, [UFO noise] straight up in the air and [UFO noise] off into that diagonal into nothing. It was wild — one of the most wild experiences of my life. Truly. Truly.”