“Because I wanna get B U F F.”

Do you want to tell me about your push-ups?
Oh yeah. One day, I did one hundred and five push-ups.
That’s a lot of push-ups. Why are you doing so many pushups?
Because I wanna get B U F F.
Why?
Because I wanna be strong. Yeah, I wanna be strong.
Okay. So how many push-ups are you gonna do today?
1 1 0. Which is one hundred and ten.
What’s gonna be your highest number?
Um. Five hundred. That’s not gonna be for awhile.

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