My graduation went lowkey so poorly cause like there was this random lady who was handing out diplomas early, she wasn’t supposed to be on stage. I don’t know why I should try to sabotage all us, but she like sabotaged the first three people and I was the third person, and I didn’t know and I like took the diploma from her even though like we had practiced a bajillion times to like take it from our school principal. I just I didn’t know if like plans changed and I was supposed to take it from her so I wasn’t gonna like embarrass her on stage, and I also wasn’t thinking because it was like a five-second whole process for like pictures and everything.
So I just I literally took it from her and awkwardly stood with it, smiled, moved over to my principal where like he awkwardly took the diploma from my hand and like shook my hand and like I don’t know, he gave me a new one. It was so awkward. And then I walked over and like, took the final picture and like the final picture — freaking, my — you could see my double chin and it’s like, why? Like, I don’t even have, I know it’s not a big deal but like it was like the one and only picture where you could see like a double chin. And like it was my only good one. Like the only good one in terms of like scenery and background and I was like, “God damn,” you know?
And then I saw there was like, another one, where was it? Yeah, like the the middle one. They forgot to take the one like where I was shaking my principal’s hand. So I didn’t even get that one and then the first one where I would like stood awkwardly like the lady was in the background and so my photographer tried to freaking AI her out and the people in the background ended up looking like actual monsters, like they had like one eye and like 12 fingers, like on like their hands looked so fricking — it wasn’t even 12, it was like 15 fingers. It looked fricking insane. Like everyone in the background looked so scary. Like there were like they had no facial features. Like there was this one guy without like a face. He literally just had like a nose and one like it was so crazy.